Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all,
Elephants remember, though, just what I can’t recall,
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks,
Showed interest in my nest egg, but I quickly said, “No Thanks!”
We haven’t paid the horn bills and the vultures have a hunch,
that not everyone invited will be coming back from lunch.

This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt roar and snort,
Not a tale I distort
Of the morning report

The buffalo have got a beef about the season’s grass
Warthogs have been thwarted in attempts to save their gas
Flamingos in the pink and chasing secretary birds
Saffron is the season’s color seen in all the herds
Moving across the grasslands to by the bottom rung,
Far too many beetles are quite frankly in the dung

This is the morning report,
Gives you the long and the short,
Every grunt, roar, and snort,
Not a tale I distort,
Of the morning report.

One of these lines is incorrect. Without looking up the lyrics, can you tell which one it is?

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